"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
THAT’S THE BEST POSSIBLE METAPHOR I’VE EVER HEARD FOR THIS SHIT
Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling winning the Best Kiss award in 2005
very small dog? puppy
very big dog? puppy
very young dog? puppy
very old dog? puppy
The Bachelor says having gays on TV is “not a good example for kids.” Because if anything is a good example for kids, it’s one man dating 30 women at once.
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
So… You know the whole dragons kidnap virgin princesses and all that?
What if they kidnapped them to protect them from man?
What if they taught them out to be dragons and how to fight back against knights who only saw them as prizes?
What if dragons aren’t born? Buy rather they’re taught.
All dragons are princesses who learned this and became so much more.
What if they taught them the wonders of lesbianism and there were femdoms. Femdoms everywhere.
dumbledore could probably get like a whole biscuit’s worth of crumbs in his beard and then just say repairo and he’d get a whole extra biscuit i think that’s why wizards have beards
and here we see the harry potter fandom slowly spiralling into insanity